# Do not refactor, it is a bad practice. YOLO # Not understanding why or how something works is always good. YOLO # Do not ever test your code yourself, just ask. YOLO # No one is going to read your code, at any point don't comment. YOLO # Why do it the easy way when you can reinvent the wheel? Future-proofing is for pussies. YOLO # Do not read the documentation. YOLO # Do not waste time with gists. YOLO # Do not write specs. YOLO also matches to YDD (YOLO DRIVEN DEVELOPMENT) # Do not use naming conventions. YOLO # Paying for online tutorials is always better than just searching and reading. YOLO # You always use production as an environment. YOLO # Don't describe what you're trying to do, just ask random questions on how to do it. YOLO # Don't indent. YOLO # Version control systems are for wussies. YOLO # Developing on a system similar to the deployment system is for wussies! YOLO # I don't always test my code, but when I do, I do it in production. YOLO # Real men deploy with ftp. YOLO